What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...