Mind telling me the time?
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The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
New weapon Chicken Gun
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Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...