Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...