A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...