football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.