The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...