If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!