What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...