Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...