Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...