Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...