Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...