You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...