Emersom
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A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...