Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...