Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...