Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
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Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Leaving money for the dead
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Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...