Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive