Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...