What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....