I’ll get you next slime!
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stamp out forest fires!
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Give 100% at Work
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50-50 relationship
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Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
How many seconds are in a year?
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Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...