Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...