Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
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How to be a Good Wife
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Why I Fired My Secretary
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Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
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Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
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There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Telemarketers go away
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