Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...