Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...