Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...