If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...