Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...