Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...