Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Strong Britain
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A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...