What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...