How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...