spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...