Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...