In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...