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New Year Resolutions for Pets
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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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Lawyers & Sperm
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More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
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Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Buying drinks at a bar
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