OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...