A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...