Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...