When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!