The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...