Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...