Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...