Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...