Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...