Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...