Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...