Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...