Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...