There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...